"stingy! Why don’t you tell me my real name and I’ll tell you my real name? "
"This deal is fair. Well, my real name is Ye Qing!"
"Leaf tilt? Is it a beautiful leaf? I have read a novel in which there is a character named Ye Gucheng. I still remember a sentence in it that I like very much’ Qing Jiaren is a thief?’ "
"Hey, you haven’t said your real name yet!"
"By a woman, you also believe? Just know that my name is big honey! "
"You! !” Ye Qing suddenly became angry …
Chapter 20 Take a taxi
A girl at the entrance of a small hotel in the sea reached out and stopped a group of people, one woman and ten thousand husbands. The cold-blooded momentum was about to collapse. She pushed the leaves aside and said to Dami, "Do you have any personal grievances to solve? Don’t stand in our way!"
Meteor also came very uncomfortable tunnel "is! We didn’t offend you. Let’s leave Ye Qing here. It’s up to you whether you have a long talk or hug each other! "
Ye Qing smell speech was extremely depressed and protested, "You ungrateful guys! I’m not staying! "
Big honey saw that these guys wanted to squeeze out, so she pushed her chest forward and threatened, "I’ll call anyone who touches me indecent!" "
"By playing to depend on! Let me! " Ibye was very impolite. He walked up to Da Mi and pushed Da Mi’s hand to rush out directly. Da Mi had no way to pout at this insolence without any pity. "What kind of man are you, smelly bastard? You bully me!"
Ye Qing sighed primly and said, "Honey, don’t be sexual. Let’s be strangers and have no sense to accompany you."
Big honey saw that Ye Qing was serious and couldn’t help being anxious, so he showed weakness. "Okay, okay, take a step back alone, okay? Don’t go. Let’s go out together and have dinner before dinner, okay? I don’t think you’re willing to leave like this. It doesn’t matter if you lose the game. Have fun at least, or you’ll come for nothing! If you don’t go to the Great Wall, you’ve never been to the sea, don’t you think? "
Coach Zhang and others couldn’t help but look at each other when they heard this. They all saw a trace of hesitation in each other’s eyes. Coach Zhang asked, "Are you really leaving without dinner?"
"absolutely! I guarantee my personality! " Big honey patted his chest and shook his head. "Do you have a personality? Can a woman believe her words? "
"I’m serious this time. I won’t lie to you! If you think my personality is worthless, then I swear by my chastity that it is absolutely true this time! " Big honey is very sure that the rest of the people were immediately shocked by her words. They have never seen a woman swear by her virginity. This little bitch is so fierce!
Ye Qing smell speech is a kind of doubt. Looking at big honey straight, I can’t help but be afraid. "Damn it! You’re not doubting my virginity, are you? "
Ye Qing swallowed his mouth and said, "This thing can’t be verified!" Big honey glared at the powder fist, and Ye Qing quickly changed his mind. "But I believe you! Since we’re leaving without dinner, let’s go out for a walk and don’t come for nothing! "
Ye Qing’s voice dropped and cold-blooded people rushed downstairs with their luggage, while coach Zhang rushed to the front desk of the hotel and said to the cashier, "We won’t check out, give us back the key." After getting the key, coach Zhang threw Ye Qing that one to him and then quickly went downstairs.
Ibye has already broken through the big honey defense line, and the situation suddenly changed. Those guys actually settled with big honey again. He had to turn around and walk back in a depressed way. Ye Qing’s key in his hand smiled and said to big honey, "I’ll put things away first. Just wait here!" Brother takes you to see the Huangpu River! "
Big honey "bah" towards Ye Qing’s back and muttered, "Does the Queen need you to take me to see the Huangpu River? Although the gun is still picking over the Huangpu River! "
When Ye Qing put their luggage back, a group of people went out of the hotel gate and looked at the long street outside. They were in trouble again. Where is the Huangpu River? In what direction is the Bund? Isn’t the Nima Oriental Pearl very high? Why can’t you see it? Covering them in high-rise buildings, they have lost their sense of direction. They are all first-time visitors to Chengdu, and they can look at each other with big eyes and small eyes.
Coach Zhang has enough money for them to buy a train ticket. If they dare not move again, they can’t count on him for such a thing as taking a taxi. Big honey and Ye Qing are also penniless. Four wallets are as important as extracting oil and water from them. It is even more difficult to extract water from stones. It is because taking a taxi falls on cold-blooded people.
In order to show his innocence, cold blood and affection, he quickly took out his wallet and turned it inside. There were several corner tickets in front of everyone, and then the two men turned out their trouser pockets and saw a fish-belly white without even a piece of toilet paper.
The rest of the people couldn’t help saying, "It’s really cold-blooded!" As soon as the voice fell, ibye and Obsessed turned out their trouser pockets. There were five dollars in ibye’s trouser pocket, which was not enough to pay for a taxi. Obsessed trouser pockets were of course swinging.
At last, everyone’s eyes were fixed on the meteor body, and the meteor felt those hot eyes like bullets. After a tight and deep sigh, he silently took out his wallet and then pulled out a fifty-dollar bill from it and lifted it up and said, "I’m unlucky. Let’s go!"
"yeah!" There was a burst of jubilation. Someone ran to the side of the road and pulled up the car. After the car stopped, the people invited the meteor to the car and let him have the co-pilot position alone. Then a group of people squeezed into the back row, and so on … How many people were there in the team together with the coach, substitute and big honey?
I broke my hand and counted a total of one meteor sitting in the co-pilot, so I have to cram seven people in the back row! I rely on the sea taxi, and there are not so many people in the back row of BMW 7. The men are ok to squeeze, but there is a big honey in the key, which can’t be squeezed!
Coach Zhang, Cold-blooded, Affectionate and ibye were the first to squeeze in, and four people barely managed to sit. When obsession squeezed in, Cold-blooded and Affectionate were almost face to face. Coach Zhang’s face was directly attached to the window, while ibye’s ass was directly half seated at the waist of obsession, and five people were so crowded that they almost peed. Sitting in the middle, Cold-blooded and Affectionate were almost crying.
At this time, she was still outside the car. Honey had no doubt that if she sat in the car, she would get pregnant. She looked at the crowded taxi with fear and stammered at Ye Qing. "This … what should I do?" Still … Can you squeeze? "
Ye Qing looked at the faces in the car that had been severely deformed and distorted. He also felt uneasy. He went outside the co-pilot and put his head in. He said to the meteor, "I can’t sit in the back. Do you want to call a car again?"
Meteor looked back at the guys behind who couldn’t even hum. They couldn’t help but feel pity and nodded to Ye Qing. "Well, you can call another car, but you told the driver to send you to the nearest subway! It’s cheap for us to go by subway! I will wait for you at the subway entrance. "
"I really know how to calculate!" Ye Qing thoroughly, that is, if he has no money, he will never save as much as a meteor. Now he has to ask others for advice when he takes a taxi. He really can’t help but want to yell at the old Nima. Why is he so miserable? He has no money to pay the rent? Even if he adds a professional team, he is still so down and out, and he has to live in such a broken hotel. A meal is almost ruined by this little bitch, Da Mi. Even the road is almost not enough.
Ye Xie turned around and saw that the chick in Dami looked at him piteously, and then the meteor and others started off in a taxi and disappeared in the long street. Ye Xie went to Dami and said with a smile, "We’ll call another car, Meteor, to pay for it!"
Big honey suddenly slapped her hand to reveal an excited expression, and then that expression froze in her face and slowly turned into a depressed expression. She looked at Ye Qing with some disgust and said, "What do you mean, I’m in a car with you?"
Ye Qing spread his hand and said, "I’m also very naive. It’s always so coincidental. In fact, you can choose to walk after this … Of course, it’s easy to get lost and your feet are strong."
"Fuck off, I’m not that stupid. I still have to walk when I have a car!" Big honey then stretched out his hand and stopped a taxi, and then quickly pulled the door to occupy the co-pilot position. Ye Qing calmly got into the back row and occupied the co-pilot. Big honey said, "It’s really spacious to sit alone in the back row, especially when you don’t face a smelly girl."
Before big honey got mad, he said to the driver’s master, "Brother, just throw us in the nearest subway!"
The driver nodded and started the car while saying, "You two are not locals, right? The accent should be Chengdu."
Big honey a listen to immediately froze quickly way "should not! How did you hear that my Mandarin is so standard? I know that the leaf tilt is all caused by your Trump! "
"Nima old standard Beijing dialect is a Beijing film. Are you hard of hearing? Why do you say the old saying is Trump? I didn’t say that when I was carrying your mother, I was a turtle and a fetus! " Ye Qing is very angry tunnel
The driver couldn’t help laughing when he heard the conversation between the two men. "Little brother, it’s really your accent. It’s very Sichuan. I have been to Sichuan and I was particularly sensitive to the Sichuan accent when I stayed there for a long time. I heard it as soon as you spoke!"
"Bad bad! Since eldest brother stayed in Sichuan for a while, he was half a Sichuanese. How about a 50% discount on the car? " Ye Qing immediately climbed the friendship, and the driver immediately scolded him with great disdain before he could speak. "Ye Qing, you are not shameful!" When you arrive in the field, you will not represent you alone, but the whole of Sichuan! "
The driver’s master was suddenly moved to a mess. It was this little girl who was brave enough to know that it was not easy for us taxi drivers to earn some money hard. He was waiting for Da Mi to continue to speak up and say more indignant words. At this moment, Ye Qing asked, "Where is it?"
Big honey Zaba gave a ruddy mouth and smiled insidiously. "So you should let the driver master directly make a ten percent discount! How stingy it is to give a 50% discount! We Chengdu people must be generous! !”
Fuck you! The driver’s master scolded 1 in his mind and then ignored the two echo each other idiots.
Chapter 29 Big Honey Identity
A taxi slowly stopped at a subway entrance, and Ye Qing and Da Mi got on the bus. Meteors and others were already waiting for them at the entrance of the subway. After a group of people joined together, they entered the subway, and meteors paid for subway tickets.
The subway has direct access to the Bund and the Oriental Pearl Leaf Tilt. They chose to go to the Bund first, because Dami said that they have never been to the Bund, so they have never been to the sea. In fact, on the Bund, they can see the other side of the Bund. Walking along the Bund and looking at the Huangpu River and the European architecture on the Bund, they have a feeling of being in Europe.
The row of European-style buildings on the Bund is called the World Architecture Expo Group, which is a product left over from the concession in the late Qing Dynasty and early Qing Dynasty. Ye Qing and others visited the Bund and then went to Nanjing Road. This is a pedestrian street that many people from other places like to visit. There is a shopping paradise inside, but there is nothing to buy for this group of people who dare not stay in the sea for dinner.
Big honey has been clenching her teeth to suppress her desire to buy. If she went to those stores, she would have rushed into them. This is the most cowardly time in her history. This guy also pointed out to big honey the beautiful clothes in the window, saying that you must look good in this dress. Let’s add that it’s a pity that you don’t have the money to make big honey angry.
When she came out of Nanjing Road, Dami was discouraged from going shopping again. She strongly urged her to go home and go back to Chengdu by train. She couldn’t stand this penniless day any more. Ye Qing and others like to watch Dami get hit, which makes her look much better than her bossiness. The key is very deflated, especially when coach Zhang thinks of the lunch, it hurts inexplicably. The key is that they are still hungry and have big honey. This guy is eating a round belly.
Although hungry, Ye Qing resolutely decided to go to Lujiazui to have a close look at the Oriental Pearl and Jinmao Tower. Dami repeatedly opposed herself and had no money to take a bus to follow Ye Qing’s ass to Lujiazui.